How to use Smileys correctly

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Sep 18

๐Ÿ™‚ Smile

(-: User is left handed.

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.

:*) User is drunk.

[:] User is a robot.

๐Ÿ˜Ž User is wearing sunglasses.

B:-) Sunglasses on head.

::-) User wears normal glasses.

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.

8:-) User is a little girl.

:-)-8 User is a Big girl.

:-{) User has a mustache.

:-{} User wears lipstick.

{:-) User wears a toupee.

}:-( Toupee in an updraft.

:-[ User is a vampire.

:-E Bucktoothed vampire.

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

:-7 User juust made a wry statement.

:-* User just ate something sour.

:-), User drools.

:-,) User has a cold.

:’-( User is crying.

:’-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.

:-@ User is screaming.

:-# User wears braces.

:”) User has a broken nose.

:v) User has a broken nose, but it’s the other way.

:_) User’s nose is sliding off of his face.

:<) User is from an Ivy League School.

:-& User is tongue tied.

=:-) User is a hosehead.

-:-) User is a punk rocker.

-:-( Real punk rockers don’t smile.

:=) User has two noses.

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

,:-) Same thing…other side.

|-I User is asleep.

|-O User is yawning/snoring.

:-Q User is a smoker.

๐Ÿ˜• User smokes a pipe.

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O ๐Ÿ™‚ User is an angel (at heart, at least).

:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.

:-S User just made an incoherent statement.

๐Ÿ˜€ User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User’s lips are sealed.

:-C User is really bummed.

<|-) User is Chinese.

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn’t like these kind of jokes.

:-/ User is skeptical.

C=:-) User is a chef.

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.

๐Ÿ˜ฎ Uh oh!

(8-o It’s Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smiley.

3:[ Mean Pet smiley.

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator.

:-9 User is licking his/her lips.

%-6 User is braindead.

[:-) User is wearing a walkman.

(:I User is an egghead.

<:-I User is a dunce.

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.

@:-) User is wearing a turban.

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.

.-) User only has one eye.

,-) Dittoโ€ฆbut heโ€™s winking.

X-( User just died.

8 ๐Ÿ™‚ User is a wizard.

-=* ๐Ÿ™‚ User is a TeX wizard.

C=}>*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

}:”#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.

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